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The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is Michael Sheen for all to hear. Skip navigation! Now would probably be a good time to ask your dad if he's ever written porn — you might just get a hugely successful podcast out of it.

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Imagine, for a second, that your father had written a pornographic novel about a sales executive at a major pots and pans distribution company. Imagine it. Really hold that image in your head.

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If you have yet to fall down the My Dad Wrote A Porno rabbit hole yet then may be suggest you get on it really rather swiftly. The podcast is presented by three pals, Jamie, James and Alice Levine of Radio 1 fame and revolves around one simple idea; namely that Jamie's dad wrote a porno. The porno in question is a a self-published work of erotic literature. It's called Belinda Blinked that's the download link, you can literally own your own copy and it's about Belinda, a high flying salesperson in the luractive and surprisingly saucy pots and pans industry.

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Images by Christopher Classens. Deep in the bowels of YouTube lies a very standard definition video of Atlanta hip-hop artist Soulja Boy touring his home studio. Dressed in a baggy white T-shirt and yellow gold jewelry, the baby-faced rapper shows off a rinky-dink microphone, a small MIDI keyboard and not much else.

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If not, get on it. Each week, he reads out a chapter, with his friends James Cooper and Alice Levine providing commentary for the hilariously terrible writing. It is extremely funny, but listeners will attest that it ruins certain things for you.

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The Belinda Blinked series of books detail the unintentionally hilarious sexual adventures of sales executive Belinda Blumenthal as she sells pots and pans. But rather than the author setting pulses racing, his sex scenes, dodgy grammar and poor grasp of female anatomy have left millions in stitches — as excerpts are read aloud by his SON Jamie Morton in the smash-hit podcast My Dad Wrote A Porno. It has been so successful that today sees it launch its third series following a string of sell-out live shows, and a best-selling book released last Christmas.

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